We’ve been hard at work here at Owl HQ lately and our poor blog has been a little neglected, at least by us. The good news is a lot of people having been leaving comments lately, the bad news is that they are mostly spammers. We will have some exciting news that we’ll be announcing here in the next couple of weeks, but in the meantime let’s have a little fun with these spammers.

Our spammers actually took the time to leave coherent, albeit completely irrelevant comments. Most of these comments are best read in a dark corner of your favorite coffee shop.

Caleb, the consummate existentialist says, “Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.”

Omar, presumably a Wall Street banker left us with, “Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.” Don’t we all, Omar.

Thomas is smarter than all of us.  “I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.”

Carlos’ friends make Debbie Downer jokes behind his back. “You can do anything, but not everything.”

Paul probably regretted this comment in the morning. “You wanna come over to my place?”

Luis is very amiable. “In these sentiments, Sir, I agree.”

Carlos is a wise-ass. “Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.”

Vincent has been reading The Art of War. “A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.”